It's our very first takeover and we're doing it StupidCupid style! Some of you may know Bishhy already as Ana of Beach Bum Reads' alter ego. Well, now we're introducing you to Phiendz, who just so happens to be Neyra of Darkest Addiciton's better half. What's the gist? We're taking over the three days leading up to Valentine's Day, locking up Neyra & Ana and throwing away the key! We'll be looking back at some of our favorite romance couples, as well as share some Valentine's Day Gift Giving ideas for the book lovers in us all! But that's not it, so stay tuned and join us as we begin our
WARNING: This post is filled with rude/crude/things-you-wouldn’t-let-grandmama-read comments and topics. IF you do not like that sort of thing and are easily offended, then you can stop reading NOW. -- Well, for all of you who decided to put on your big boy/big girl thongs and boxers, grab a drink, sit back and relax as Bishhy and Phiendz fuck some shit up ;)
Bishhy: Welcome baaack! It’s our last day of the takeover! Yepp, that’s right, It’s our last day and y’all can have Ana and Neyra back *laughs haughtily*
Phiendz: Although we make no promises they’ll be 100% intact once they’re out of harms way *smirks*
Bishhy: Mwahahahaha. ;)
On this fantabulous day of lovers across the vast planet, we will be boasting about our FAVORITE ROMANCE COUPLES!
Phiendz: The fools who made us weep with their damaged souls, and the foolish women who made us want to slap them around a time or two, but provided our alphas with much needed (and HOT) release ;) The couples who gave us the best love stories to touch our hearts, because we stayed up late crying and hurting with these couples and they brought out the raging PMS bitch in all of us at the injustice of their heartaches!! *giggles* Alright, *clasps hands together* You ready Bishhy? :)
Bishhy: *wipes brow* wow, you said it and yep I’s definitely ready! Let’s do this!
Bishhy: Paris & Sienna, as short lived as this brief moment in time was, Gena Showalter managed to both crush my heart and make my eyes leak all in a span of 10 PAGES!
Phiendz: Yeah, I loved and hated watching Paris break down. If we all remember he was the man-whore of the LOTU. The carefree party-boy who always made everyone smile. After Sienna, it devastated me to watch him fall apart. And their encounter was the sweetest, who knew the stud would go for a plain Jane ;) *sigh* Paris♥ His book was riveting and the most heart-wrenching. I loved watching their love and bond grow, everything that happened in the previous LOTU books lead him to this: his much needed, and deserved HEA :)
Entwined with You Releases June 4, 2013
Phiendz: Gideon Cross. I mean, really... need I say more? Well, okay if ya’ll insist! Sheesh! xD The magnetism Gideon has, and the secrets he guards were all masks to hide the damaged soul he became. The relationship between him and Eva was HOT! She understands him, and sees him as no one ever has. I can’t say too much without spoiling the books, but if you’ve read them you understand the pull this man has, and Eva, the woman who’s been through hell yet still has the strength to move on. *(I’ll be the first to admit I want to strangle her though)* lol.. I am in love with these two, and proud to say I am a Crossfire Girl ;)
Review of Reflected in You
Couple Number Tres: ZSADIST & BELLA (BDB series - J.R. Ward)
Bishhy: OH. MY. GOSH. If there is a couple that will forever be pulling at my heartstrings, it’s going to be Z & Bella. Just... holy fucking shit. That’s a world of hurt and a helluva world of love. My fave book in the BDB series by far!
Phiendz: Oooh, my first love.. Dark Hunter, okay so he’s technically a Vampire *gasps* :O Whaat? I have my weaknesses too! *shrugs* -- Zarek of Moesia and the woman who would unknowingly change his world, Astrid. I loved the chemistry between these two. Zarek’s damaged and off-the-wall insane, he’s a sadistic bastard with just the right amount of asshole to make anyone run away. *(I have a problem with the damaged Alpha’s yes, I know xD)*-- But Astrid saves him not from the world, but from himself. It’s one of those love stories you have to read to understand.
Book Three, Inevitable's cover not yet released
Phiendz: I have very few YA favorite couples, but it’s mostly because the heroine always disappoints with her incessant whining and woe-is-me-fuck-my-life moments, but Yara Silva & Brent were different for me. I enjoyed reading about how their love developed, it was as usual she gets attracted to the hot guy, BUT she took her time in getting to know him, and I’ll admit they were off to a rocky start. This story pulled at my heart strings when Brent ha--gadjoighjadkog!!!
[Neyra pulls the keyboard from Phiendz]
Neyra: YOU CAN’T SPOIL THE STORY YOU STU--dkgjoadkfj!!
[yanks back keyboard and shoves her away]
Phiendz: *waves dismissively* Yeah, yeah. Don’t get your panties in a twist. *Sighs* I guess you’ll have to read this story to find out what happens to these two ;)
Phiendz: NOAH!!!!! *dreamy sigh* Need I say more, Bishhy?
Bishhy: No, nope... NADA! He’s just... *sigh* let’s leave it at that! If I could mentally and physically undress and *cough* riiiiight. Too young for me xD
Phiendz: *rolls eyes* he’s eighteen ya know. Anyways, I loved their relationship, like I said, there’s not many YA couples that are my favorite, but both Echo and Noah surprised me with their growth and their stories. I loved watching this love unfurl and become something so beautiful for two people who’d been damaged so much. *sigh* ♥
Bishhy: As nice as that eighteen year old might be, and quite delectable at that, he’s too young for me. I like my men a bit older than myself thank YOU very much. Ya ol’ Justin Bieber lovin’ ass!
Phiendz: *sigh* forever with that, huh? *shakes head* There’s really no point in a rebuttal. So on we go with the post.
Bishhy: Riiight. On we go...
And because we couldn’t keep it at just SIX, we’ve decided to list a bunch of other couples that have made us grab that forsaken box of tissues! DAMN YOU heart-strings-pulling-tear-jerking-heart-stopping AUTHORS! (but we still love you)
Lucien & Anya
Penryn & Raffe
Jenks & Matalina
Kristen & Rachel
Flint & Hannah
Reyes & Dannika
Aeron & Olivia
Shade & Runa
Reseph & Jillian
Edgar & Elle
Howard & Kat
Acheron & Tory
Alex & Brittney
Wrath & Beth
Vishous & Jane
Who were your favorite romance couples of all time? Did they make our list? :)
Disclaimer: This post what brought to you by Bishhy & Phiendz. Anything said on this post was meant to be said in a crass way, so PLEASE keep your complaints to yourself and DO NOT bash Ana & Neyra as they have NOTHING to do with these two lunatics. Thanks and have a fan-fkn-tastic VDay, and don't forget to tell StupidCupid to shove that arrow in your sweet spot and make it nasty til he has you screaming and the neighbor's neighbors know his name *RAWR* ;)
For Day One's events, Gift Giving Ideas, go here.
For Day Two's events, What NOT to do on Valentine's Day, go here.